Uh, well first off, if you don’t know me in person, I am very sorry. I’m sure it’s hard. But I suppose if you are in that unfortunate situation, as most internet denizens are, you will be wanting some of the basics.

I’m 23, a man, and white. I will not be apologetic for acting like any of those things, it’s what I am. Go ahead and read them again and let that sink in. I’m a blue collar type of guy who currently fixes mobile office trailers for a living. You may think that sounds like a shitty job, but I think it rocks. I really enjoy it. I was raised right here in the capital area of North Carolina, America. I love it here. And just for the record, our barbecue is better than yours, hands down. NC is the best. Unless you make yours with vinegar, and then we’d have to see.

I party too much. I swear too much. I make poor life decisions because they are going to be fun. I’ve had no higher education. I’m poor. I’m not religious. I fight bears for fun.

This whole about me thing is lame, just go read some posts.

Oh yeah, if you’re a lady, I’m also really really hot.