I found it. I found the most bad ass piece of animation ever created. It’s called Matalocalypse. Like Metal and apocalypse put into one sweet bloody soup of ball stompingly awesome awesomeness. I finally found it after all these hours of thinking about trying to find it! Woo hoo! I mean, you don’t have to watch it, you know if you really don’t want to. But that will make you the biggest loser pussy that has ever lived, and I will murder you and your whole fmaily and dance on your graves whilst performing pee circles in snow I made from the frozen magic of Santa’s bones. Watch this shit: (for real, it took me like six embed codes to find one that works sometimes, so if you see a fucking video, watch all eleven minutes of that shit!)
How hard did you come? Seriously. Was it as good for you as it was for me? Never mind, I have never really wanted to know the answer to that question. Let’s just suffice it to say that it was really really good for me. I came hard. Go get off on your own time if that wasn’t good enough for you. I’m going to sleep now. Be gone when I wake up.